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The Ogre Who Appears Right in Front of You as the Concert Starts

If you are seven feet tall (and your head is approximately 18 inches wide), and you can presumably see equally well from anywhere in this entire venue, then why the fuck would you wait until the lights had dimmed and the crowd had begun hooting to insert yourself into the eight inches between my toes and the heels of the person in front of me? Now I have to spend the next hour breathing in your hair gel and stepping all over the people around me in an attempt to see. Die.

(Photo taken by author at concert last night)

This happens to me at every concert. no lie.