the daily trash

wutheringworlds:

evilwhoreofsatan:

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. You’ve got a sexual deviant movie role to cast? Stop right there. This man was playing alluring, mysterious, kinky stranger types probably before you were born. He epitomized preppy yuppies. You shouldn’t be attracted to him, he’ll lead you astray, but you can’t resist that dirty hot charisma.
2. His hair. He puts the dirty in dirty blonde. Think about those perfect golden locks for a second. Wouldn’t ruffling that hair and running your fingers through it be the hottest thing you’ll ever do? I thought you’d agree.
3. Most of his movies are like soft-core porn. He is well-practiced in the art of being filthy. Take Secretary. Not one girl alive could watch that movie and not want him to bend them over his desk and spank them raw. ‘I want to be your Secretary’ indeed Mr Grey. Or Crash. Oh you didn’t have a car crash fetish? Well you do now.
4. He has the face of an angel. Look at those beautiful feminine features. You can only admire it for so long without the wild urges taking over again. Don’t you want to just lick every inch of it?
5. All this and he’s still a poster-boy for nerd chic. Remember Stargate? Yes, that whole franchise was cultivated from his unholy hotdom. How hot were those Harry Potter-esque glasses? He rocked them first and they were a force of sexiness to be reckoned with.

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GIRL BONER

Shared obsession over James Spader. However, you forgot his ultimate nerd role: Mannequin.