After drinking the best lagers I’ve ever had in Munich, Budweiser can go jump off a cliff with this drinkability garbage. Oh, it’s drinkable? I’m thrilled that the best that we can expect is a sort of tolerability for what’s supposed to be an enjoyable beverage. The only time I drink Bud Light is when it’s $2 and I can’t tell the difference between good beer and diluted dog urine. I don’t care that it was bought out by a non-American company, I care that it sucks.
THANK YOU! For being totally in my head right now. Every time i see one of the goddamn billboards or commercials I wanna chew the insides of my cheeks til they bleed. “Maximum Drinkability.” What the FUCK does that mean?!Gakdaldklahfadldkfjadslfjd;ljl!!!!!!!!!!! It’s just code for tastes like watered-down shit, so you better drink it ice-cold and fast. Ugh. God. It’s so infuriating. Drinkability??? Able to be drank? Hey, you! guess what? You can drink this beer easier than you can drink other beers. Oh yeah? Is that a fact?
It’s like when Gatorade put out that bottle with the ergonomical finger ridges on the side and tried to claim that their purpose was to aid in increased hydration. I mean, I know we’re a nation of a bunch of idiots, but c’mon! Quit insulting me.
