Your Tattoo
Did you seriously choose to have “Shh…” burned into your finger for all of eternity? Dude, if you’re gonna go with a gimmicky tat at least opt for something original. How many cosmos did you down before dragging your muffin-topped ass to the East Village and requesting that mess? Jesus, biting anything that Lindsey Lohan does is not funny or ironic—it’s just lame and sad. And your Jersey-tastic boyfriend over there—is he a cop? What the fuck is with that huge-ass American flag rippling all down his arm? And, oh Christ, is that a motherfucking eagle? Are you like, enamored of America or something? Will you sing us the National Anthem? Fuck—is that a fire truck in there, too? Actually…dude…that’s kinda sweet…I should have John down at my tat place design an entire America-themed sleeve—that would be fucking funny as hell.
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Ha ha! Ha! ha ha hahahahaha! ha…it’s funny cuz it’s true.
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Ha ha! Ha! ha ha hahahahaha! ha…it’s...cuz it’s true.
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